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        Around 7:45 a.m. on Wednesday morning, a woman estimated to be in her late 30s and no more than 140lbs was seen dashing across the Chick-Fil-A parking-lot by yours truly whilst on break, as I am an employee of the fine establishment.

        She was first spotted coming from the vicinity of the local Target parking-lot by Chick-Fil-A employee Allie Paliaro, who was currently manning the window of the drive thru. My eyes then caught the woman's attention as I was about to eat my breakfast when she ran around the building accordingly and proceeded to jump into a guest's car through his backseat passenger window, yelling "Drive!" when she landed on the seating. When the driver did not follow but contrarily let loose a devilish scream, the escapee jumped out of the vehicle through the opposite window of the backseat and resumed her flee. She was halfway down the hill of the property about to reach the American Signature Furniture retail store parking-lot when she was heroically tackled by an officer of the Murfreesboro City Police Department who had been chasing her during the entire showdown. 

        Moments after her apprehension, an ambulance along with a firetruck came upon the scene to assess the health of the fugitive as well as address any other issues that might have occurred.  After she was cleared, she was then escorted by the police to be interrogated and charged properly. Her vehicle, that I assume she was commanded to exit on account of the police's sirens that pulled her over, was later towed away. It was abandoned around the three way stop drivers encounter when exiting Old Fort Pkwy. 

        Though this reporter knows not of her charges, one can only assume it is drug related due to the fact that a blood hound was brought to the scene of the crime. 

       As for now, the woman and police officer who captured the woman remain nameless as do her charges, but I'll let you conjure what you wish based upon the relative pictures and footage of the the scene.